Third-Hole Poles

Ian Harvie, a famous Transgender comedian, once recalled a time at a nightclub where a man was hitting on him. When Ian came out to hime as a Trans Man, the man thought for a moment and then with excitement said 'wait, you mean you have two holes?!'

Ian made a face and said "Rude!......... He forgot to knowledge my third hole!" pointing to his mouth.

#shameless